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[He nearly retorts with was that so difficult, but Kakyoin might actually hang up on him, so:]
and like
him chugging say
i don't know
some cherry syrup or something
that actually helps
and like
him chugging say
i don't know
some cherry syrup or something
that actually helps
[Give him a second to contemplate this.]
i don't think he ever has but
that would be pretty cool
i don't think he ever has but
that would be pretty cool
[Oh what the fuck, Jotaro Kujo is a liar.]
ill keep that in mind
not cherry though
tomato sauce or whatever
you know i've smoked for four years now and nobody's ever complained til now
ill keep that in mind
not cherry though
tomato sauce or whatever
you know i've smoked for four years now and nobody's ever complained til now
I can't really help you with that. It's just not to everyone's taste, I guess.
yeah i guess
now i have to plan my cigarettes around when he's going to come kiss me
i mean there's worse boyfriend problems to have
it's pretty good to even have boyfriend problems
now i have to plan my cigarettes around when he's going to come kiss me
i mean there's worse boyfriend problems to have
it's pretty good to even have boyfriend problems
Or you could just carry around mints or something.
This is a surprisingly normal problem to have, all things considered.
This is a surprisingly normal problem to have, all things considered.
[He could tell Kakyoin about the other problem they have. He could use the advice, honestly. But this is a pleasant conversation, and he's loath to turn it dark.]
mints taste like shit
i'll just chug spaghetti sauce
your boyfriend is a liar though
he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
mints taste like shit
i'll just chug spaghetti sauce
your boyfriend is a liar though
he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
i mean i certainly wouldn't stop him
that'd be preferable to tasting like cigarettes
that'd be preferable to tasting like cigarettes
well tell HIM that apparently that's some fantasy he's had going
he's so dumb
he could have mentioned this, assuming he wasn't just messing with you
he could have mentioned this, assuming he wasn't just messing with you
i mean i came to him with a genuine problem
usually he doesn't mess with me with that
[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]
anyway just bring some syrup into your room
put it on the bed pointedly
that'd work
usually he doesn't mess with me with that
[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]
anyway just bring some syrup into your room
put it on the bed pointedly
that'd work
[that would, indeed, have earned polnareff a broken nose]
i'm not sure i'm quite so forward about these things.
i'm not sure i'm quite so forward about these things.
please
you want scandalous we can talk shop
but that's not even MILDLY sexy
you want scandalous we can talk shop
but that's not even MILDLY sexy
i am absolutely not having that discussion thank you
we finally have boyfriends at the same time
when is this ever gonna happen again
we gotta take advantage of it
when is this ever gonna happen again
we gotta take advantage of it
i had no plans on this being something that would exactly happen again, you realize
and i'm not sure i like your apparent idea of taking advantage of it
and i'm not sure i like your apparent idea of taking advantage of it
it's what friends DO
talk about sex and their girlfriends
except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle
usually over beers but i won't push that
talk about sex and their girlfriends
except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle
usually over beers but i won't push that
that can't seriously be ordinary casual conversation
sports
girls
grades if you're still in school i guess
girls
grades if you're still in school i guess
that all sounds excessively mundane
but i guess ordinary people don't have things like existential crises and emotional trauma to talk about over breakfast
so maybe that's the preferable option
but i guess ordinary people don't have things like existential crises and emotional trauma to talk about over breakfast
so maybe that's the preferable option
all our conversations can't just be about whatever fucked up shit the city's done to us
or brought up
or whatever enemy stand user is hunting us
or whatever
sometimes we just get to shoot the shit about ordinary stuff
like what kind of weird sex shit i'm gonna get bruno to do
or brought up
or whatever enemy stand user is hunting us
or whatever
sometimes we just get to shoot the shit about ordinary stuff
like what kind of weird sex shit i'm gonna get bruno to do
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