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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

It's a talent in itself, perhaps.

[digiorno]

You are very talented, it's true. I told him how talented you are.

[Continued yikes.]

[lapidarius]

Wait, you did what?

[unholey]

I suppose I'm just not used to see Stands being used so casually. It's very different within Passione.

[Sort of. It's not so different than Mista and the Pistols, but they're the Pistols. They're an exception to the usual rules.]

[digiorno]

. . . I told him? That you're a brilliant tactician and extraordinarily clever?

[Kakyoin come on.]

[lapidarius]

You must have to keep things like that fairly quiet, given what I assume to be the general nature of Passione's situation. [i mean. mafia.] Hierophant and I are a little different to start with, and I think most of us have more or less decided there's not much point to secrecy when no one's out to kill us.

[lapidarius]

O-oh.

[gio...c:]

Thank you. That's really kind of you to say.

[digiorno]

Well, it's true.

[He pokes Kakyoin in the side.]

I like you a lot, you know. Not because of that, but those are some things I like about you, so if I can brag I'm going to!

[lapidarius]

[how dare you engage in poke warfare, you're getting hugged to death by noodle arms]

Oh, really? You should be careful, because I like you a lot too. I might just go around bragging about how spectacular you are.

[digiorno]

[He YELPS in protest. Unbelievable!! He is not snuggling into the death hug at all.]

Then I'll have to brag about you more, Kakyoin! Don't start something you can't finish!

[poking intensifies]

[lapidarius]

[don't make him ruffle your hair he'll play dirty here]

I always finish what I start. Especially when someone challenges me.

[digiorno]

[huffs......]

If that's true, I suppose I'll just have to live with being complimented.

[how Awful]

[lapidarius]

It's an awful fate to have to live with, isn't it?

[digiorno]

It's terrible.

[......poke. Okay, but now he's done.]

It's fun when I'm doing it, though.

[lapidarius]

I'm sure that it is.

[He'd get a poke in return, right on the nose. Because nosebooping a mafia don is the kind of shit you can get away with when you're Noriaki goddamn Kakyoin.]

You're lucky I like you enough to tolerate it myself.

[digiorno]

[His mouth is just an O of surprise. How very dare.]

. . . You poked my nose.

[lapidarius]

You poked me first. What was I supposed to do, not fight back?

[digiorno]

Not on my nose! Kakyoin. That's my nose.

[IT'S HIS NOSE.]

[lapidarius]

A truly astute observation, Giorno. That is in fact your nose.

[digiorno]

You are so rude.

I didn't mention how rude you are. That has to be discovered on one's own, don't you think?

[lapidarius]

What are you talking about? I am a patient honor student who has never been anything but polite.

[digiorno]

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. I must have been talking about the other Kakyoin.

[lapidarius]

... [it's funny because yellow temperance]

Honor student or not, I'm sure no one can really handle two of me.

[digiorno]

[Ba dum tsch]

But if there were two of you, you could kakatte koi in formation.

[lapidarius]

...We could, couldn't we?

[look at him actually giving this thought.]

Oh--no, it wouldn't work out at all. We'd end up stabbing each other as soon as we realized we'd be sharing Jotaro's attention.