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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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Comments

[lapidarius]

You poked me first. What was I supposed to do, not fight back?

[digiorno]

Not on my nose! Kakyoin. That's my nose.

[IT'S HIS NOSE.]

[lapidarius]

A truly astute observation, Giorno. That is in fact your nose.

[digiorno]

You are so rude.

I didn't mention how rude you are. That has to be discovered on one's own, don't you think?

[lapidarius]

What are you talking about? I am a patient honor student who has never been anything but polite.

[digiorno]

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot. I must have been talking about the other Kakyoin.

[lapidarius]

... [it's funny because yellow temperance]

Honor student or not, I'm sure no one can really handle two of me.

[digiorno]

[Ba dum tsch]

But if there were two of you, you could kakatte koi in formation.

[lapidarius]

...We could, couldn't we?

[look at him actually giving this thought.]

Oh--no, it wouldn't work out at all. We'd end up stabbing each other as soon as we realized we'd be sharing Jotaro's attention.

[digiorno]

But you could gang up on him and make him very overwhelmed.

[lapidarius]

That would be pretty funny...

[digiorno]

I agree. Overwhelming people is always funny, but overwhelming Jotaro is extraordinarily rewarding.

[lapidarius]

It is,yes. I'm glad we clearly see eye to eye on the important subjects.