lapidarius: (when all are one and one is all)
Kakyoin Noriaki | 花京院典明 ([personal profile] lapidarius) wrote2020-12-27 01:21 pm

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"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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silvercrusader: you might need to slow down (talk ⚔ hold on friend)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER
silvercrusader: ARE YOU LISTENING JOTARO (talk ⚔ JOTARO. JOTARO. JOTARO.)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS
silvercrusader: Or a very beautiful man (anger ⚔ is that a lady)

1/2

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
YES
Edited 2016-09-17 02:58 (UTC)
silvercrusader: (anger ⚔ my jim halpert face)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
look
if you tell me what i want to know
i will tell you why i want to know
silvercrusader: (talk ⚔ YARE YARE)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god

[There's a long pause, and then:]

bruno doesn't like kissing me after i smoke
i want to know if it's a non-smoker thing or a bruno thing or both
silvercrusader: i'm pretty sure we're in like china right now (talk ⚔ where ARE we)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He nearly retorts with was that so difficult, but Kakyoin might actually hang up on him, so:]

and like
him chugging say
i don't know
some cherry syrup or something

that actually helps
silvercrusader: is that a sale at aeropostale i spy (talk ⚔ --wait what?)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh what the fuck, Jotaro Kujo is a liar.]

ill keep that in mind
not cherry though
tomato sauce or whatever

you know i've smoked for four years now and nobody's ever complained til now
silvercrusader: i'm in the mob in the future you know (talk ⚔ capisce?)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i guess
now i have to plan my cigarettes around when he's going to come kiss me
i mean there's worse boyfriend problems to have

it's pretty good to even have boyfriend problems
silvercrusader: i'm in the mob in the future you know (talk ⚔ capisce?)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[He could tell Kakyoin about the other problem they have. He could use the advice, honestly. But this is a pleasant conversation, and he's loath to turn it dark.]

mints taste like shit
i'll just chug spaghetti sauce

your boyfriend is a liar though
he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
silvercrusader: of any show their favorite (talk ⚔ no one calls season seven)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
well tell HIM that apparently that's some fantasy he's had going
silvercrusader: sometimes i have ideas too (talk ⚔ i know things)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
i mean i came to him with a genuine problem
usually he doesn't mess with me with that


[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]

anyway just bring some syrup into your room
put it on the bed pointedly
that'd work
silvercrusader: of any show their favorite (talk ⚔ no one calls season seven)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't say put it on YOU and lay in bed
silvercrusader: you might need to slow down (talk ⚔ hold on friend)

[personal profile] silvercrusader 2016-09-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
WELL THEN DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S SCANDALOUS

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