[He could tell Kakyoin about the other problem they have. He could use the advice, honestly. But this is a pleasant conversation, and he's loath to turn it dark.]
mints taste like shit i'll just chug spaghetti sauce
your boyfriend is a liar though he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
i mean i came to him with a genuine problem usually he doesn't mess with me with that
[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]
anyway just bring some syrup into your room put it on the bed pointedly that'd work
it's what friends DO talk about sex and their girlfriends except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle usually over beers but i won't push that
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
no subject
[There's a long pause, and then:]
bruno doesn't like kissing me after i smoke
i want to know if it's a non-smoker thing or a bruno thing or both
no subject
It's actually bitter as hell, but it doesn't bother me all that much. Still, I sometimes try to wait until I know he hasn't smoked one in a while.
no subject
and like
him chugging say
i don't know
some cherry syrup or something
that actually helps
no subject
i don't think he ever has but
that would be pretty cool
no subject
ill keep that in mind
not cherry though
tomato sauce or whatever
you know i've smoked for four years now and nobody's ever complained til now
no subject
no subject
now i have to plan my cigarettes around when he's going to come kiss me
i mean there's worse boyfriend problems to have
it's pretty good to even have boyfriend problems
no subject
This is a surprisingly normal problem to have, all things considered.
no subject
mints taste like shit
i'll just chug spaghetti sauce
your boyfriend is a liar though
he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
no subject
that'd be preferable to tasting like cigarettes
no subject
no subject
he could have mentioned this, assuming he wasn't just messing with you
no subject
usually he doesn't mess with me with that
[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]
anyway just bring some syrup into your room
put it on the bed pointedly
that'd work
no subject
i'm not sure i'm quite so forward about these things.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
you want scandalous we can talk shop
but that's not even MILDLY sexy
no subject
no subject
when is this ever gonna happen again
we gotta take advantage of it
no subject
and i'm not sure i like your apparent idea of taking advantage of it
no subject
talk about sex and their girlfriends
except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle
usually over beers but i won't push that
no subject
no subject
girls
grades if you're still in school i guess
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)