[He could tell Kakyoin about the other problem they have. He could use the advice, honestly. But this is a pleasant conversation, and he's loath to turn it dark.]
mints taste like shit i'll just chug spaghetti sauce
your boyfriend is a liar though he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
i mean i came to him with a genuine problem usually he doesn't mess with me with that
[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]
anyway just bring some syrup into your room put it on the bed pointedly that'd work
it's what friends DO talk about sex and their girlfriends except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle usually over beers but i won't push that
all our conversations can't just be about whatever fucked up shit the city's done to us or brought up or whatever enemy stand user is hunting us or whatever
sometimes we just get to shoot the shit about ordinary stuff like what kind of weird sex shit i'm gonna get bruno to do
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ill keep that in mind
not cherry though
tomato sauce or whatever
you know i've smoked for four years now and nobody's ever complained til now
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now i have to plan my cigarettes around when he's going to come kiss me
i mean there's worse boyfriend problems to have
it's pretty good to even have boyfriend problems
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This is a surprisingly normal problem to have, all things considered.
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mints taste like shit
i'll just chug spaghetti sauce
your boyfriend is a liar though
he kept going on about he shotgunned cherry syrup before making out with you
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that'd be preferable to tasting like cigarettes
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he could have mentioned this, assuming he wasn't just messing with you
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usually he doesn't mess with me with that
[We've got kind of a sex thing going, he nearly says, but that's . . . probably not good to say to Kakyoin. I know a ton about your sex life, that wouldn't go over well.]
anyway just bring some syrup into your room
put it on the bed pointedly
that'd work
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i'm not sure i'm quite so forward about these things.
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you want scandalous we can talk shop
but that's not even MILDLY sexy
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when is this ever gonna happen again
we gotta take advantage of it
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and i'm not sure i like your apparent idea of taking advantage of it
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talk about sex and their girlfriends
except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle
usually over beers but i won't push that
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girls
grades if you're still in school i guess
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but i guess ordinary people don't have things like existential crises and emotional trauma to talk about over breakfast
so maybe that's the preferable option
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or brought up
or whatever enemy stand user is hunting us
or whatever
sometimes we just get to shoot the shit about ordinary stuff
like what kind of weird sex shit i'm gonna get bruno to do
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we're obligated to do this
i don't make the friendship rules kakyoin
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