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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

i didn't say put it on YOU and lay in bed

[lapidarius]

I KNEW WHAT YOU MEANT POLNAREFF

[silvercrusader]

WELL THEN DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S SCANDALOUS

[lapidarius]

IT IS NOW

[silvercrusader]

please
you want scandalous we can talk shop
but that's not even MILDLY sexy

[lapidarius]

i am absolutely not having that discussion thank you

[silvercrusader]

we finally have boyfriends at the same time
when is this ever gonna happen again
we gotta take advantage of it

[lapidarius]

i had no plans on this being something that would exactly happen again, you realize

and i'm not sure i like your apparent idea of taking advantage of it

[silvercrusader]

it's what friends DO
talk about sex and their girlfriends
except we have boyfriends but it's the same principle
usually over beers but i won't push that

[lapidarius]

that can't seriously be ordinary casual conversation

[silvercrusader]

sports
girls
grades if you're still in school i guess

[lapidarius]

that all sounds excessively mundane

but i guess ordinary people don't have things like existential crises and emotional trauma to talk about over breakfast

so maybe that's the preferable option

[silvercrusader]

all our conversations can't just be about whatever fucked up shit the city's done to us
or brought up
or whatever enemy stand user is hunting us
or whatever

sometimes we just get to shoot the shit about ordinary stuff
like what kind of weird sex shit i'm gonna get bruno to do

[lapidarius]

polnareff i do not want to hear about yours and buccellati's sex life thank you very much

[silvercrusader]

what did i just say
we're obligated to do this
i don't make the friendship rules kakyoin

[lapidarius]

i will throw this watch out the window

[silvercrusader]

no you won't

[lapidarius]

i will if you keep this line of conversation going

[silvercrusader]

you definitely won't
anyway i don't know why you're protesting
like talking about sex is the worst thing we've ever done together

[lapidarius]

I prefer to keep certain things to myself. Is that so unbelievable?

[silvercrusader]

well yeah
honestly
i mean look all bullshitting aside i dno't care if we don't talk about it
but i usually end up telling my friends

[lapidarius]

Fine, I guess. I'm just not the type to talk about this kind of thing myself. At least I don't think I am.