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[lapidarius]

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[lapidarius]

i'm trapped in a loveless engagement, how terrible. i'll just have to rebel against it and run away to find a charming and handsome boyfriend

with a cute tail

[starmark]

see? just like i said

honor and shit

humans are so weird about stuff like that

it's way above the head of a simple wolf

[lapidarius]

whatever am i going to do with this problem

it's lucky a human like me has a simple wolf to help me keep things in perspective

[starmark]

who knows

maybe i'll kill him for you

[lapidarius]

oh, are you the jealous type of wolf? that sounds like something of an unconventional date, doesn't it?

still, if it solves such a worrying problem, i should be thanking you for the offer.

[starmark]

what kind of elegant person invites themselves along on a murder date

sounds to me like you're pretty unconventional yourself

[lapidarius]

it wouldn't be fair to have a simple wolf do all the work for me, would it?

[starmark]

i don't know about that

some people would

[lapidarius]

i think you'll find i'm hardly 'some people'.

i might get blood on my nice clothes, though. that would be a problem.

[starmark]

why's that

because you'd miss them?

or because you'd have to take them off

[lapidarius]

it can be hard to get blood out of fabric

i don't think the latter's a problem for either of us, do you?

[starmark]

especially nice fabric like that pretty dress

yup i think you're right

you'll just have to go without

[lapidarius]

how inconvenient

oh well, i think we'll both end up preferring things that way