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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

very well
very very well
except when he lorded italian pick-ups over me
but then again that just gives you and me something to bond over so joke's on him

[lapidarius]

That's simply terrible. I'll have to ask Caesar to teach me a few more so I can help you get back at him for it.

[silvercrusader]

he didn't leave me with much choice honestly
what do you know so far
i already kissed him i don't have to be cool and suave anymore

if you reply with something sarcastic regarding that last sentence i'll give you a really DETAILED blow by blow
of the afternoon so
consider your words carefully

[lapidarius]

[OKAY LOOK HE'S NOT LOOKING TO HEAR TELL OF YOUR PRIVATE LIFE OKAY]

I already taught you the ones I remembered offhand, I don't have any others right now. Unlike some people, I don't rely on one-liners in every given situation.

1/3

[silvercrusader]

i don't know why
they totally work
you just have to be really enthusiastic about their shittiness

[silvercrusader]

SHIT
KAKYOIN
I KNOW WHAT I CAN USE

[silvercrusader]

[This takes a while, because he has to dig up the notebook he wrote this down in, but finally:]

Ore wa ore no beddo o aishi, ore wa mushiro anata ni nemurudarou

i will WIN the language one-liner game

[lapidarius]

Very funny.

You'll have to give credit to the genius who taught you that one, though.

[silvercrusader]

i'll tell him way later
it's kind of hard to fit "by the way noriaki gave me that line" between kisses
it'll so work
bad pickup lines ALWAYS work
the best part is he's italian so it's not like he can give me grief about my pronunciation

[lapidarius]

Buccellati's smart, though. It might not surprise me if he'd picked up some Japanese since he's been here.

And I really don't think bad pickup lines always work.

[silvercrusader]

you're telling me if jotaro came up with you with something cheesy you wouldn't be charmed?
or at least kind of amused?

[lapidarius]

Jotaro speaks one-liners as an exclusive language when he wants to sound cool, that doesn't count.

[silvercrusader]

it counts! you cant discount your boyfriend

like im not saying WORKS as in
you know
let's go to the nearest flat surface etc etc
i'm just saying it at least endears you to the person
and then you just work your way up from there

[lapidarius]

well

maybe on occasion it does that much, fine

[silvercrusader]

HAH
i had a girlfriend who used to try and say that too, that it never worked on her
such a liar

[lapidarius]

you can't just rely on dumb lines to work every single time, though

[silvercrusader]

no?
so what do you do?

[lapidarius]

Me, personally? I just be my charming and devastatingly handsome self.

[silvercrusader]

okay but
actually

[lapidarius]

seriously

i just act like myself

[silvercrusader]

with a skirt sometimes as backup huh
do you know how many times jotaro swore he was going to die when i told him what i'd gotten you for your birthday

[lapidarius]

oh did he now

i haven't even had the chance to show him properly

[silvercrusader]

"how short is it polnareff"
"what do you MEAN above his knees above his knees HOW MUCH above his knees"
"i'm going to DIE jean why would you do that to me"

[lapidarius]

Sounds like this is going to be fun.

What do you think? Should I give him fair warning, or just walk in wearing it when he least expects it?

[silvercrusader]

obviously when he leasts expects it
i love jotaro but he definitely deserves that kind of surprise
he still deserves it from that whole pickup line business


you're very threatening with your legs do you know that
like at this point i think you can definitely classify them as weaponized