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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

Very funny.

You'll have to give credit to the genius who taught you that one, though.

[silvercrusader]

i'll tell him way later
it's kind of hard to fit "by the way noriaki gave me that line" between kisses
it'll so work
bad pickup lines ALWAYS work
the best part is he's italian so it's not like he can give me grief about my pronunciation

[lapidarius]

Buccellati's smart, though. It might not surprise me if he'd picked up some Japanese since he's been here.

And I really don't think bad pickup lines always work.

[silvercrusader]

you're telling me if jotaro came up with you with something cheesy you wouldn't be charmed?
or at least kind of amused?

[lapidarius]

Jotaro speaks one-liners as an exclusive language when he wants to sound cool, that doesn't count.

[silvercrusader]

it counts! you cant discount your boyfriend

like im not saying WORKS as in
you know
let's go to the nearest flat surface etc etc
i'm just saying it at least endears you to the person
and then you just work your way up from there

[lapidarius]

well

maybe on occasion it does that much, fine

[silvercrusader]

HAH
i had a girlfriend who used to try and say that too, that it never worked on her
such a liar

[lapidarius]

you can't just rely on dumb lines to work every single time, though

[silvercrusader]

no?
so what do you do?

[lapidarius]

Me, personally? I just be my charming and devastatingly handsome self.

[silvercrusader]

okay but
actually

[lapidarius]

seriously

i just act like myself

[silvercrusader]

with a skirt sometimes as backup huh
do you know how many times jotaro swore he was going to die when i told him what i'd gotten you for your birthday

[lapidarius]

oh did he now

i haven't even had the chance to show him properly

[silvercrusader]

"how short is it polnareff"
"what do you MEAN above his knees above his knees HOW MUCH above his knees"
"i'm going to DIE jean why would you do that to me"

[lapidarius]

Sounds like this is going to be fun.

What do you think? Should I give him fair warning, or just walk in wearing it when he least expects it?

[silvercrusader]

obviously when he leasts expects it
i love jotaro but he definitely deserves that kind of surprise
he still deserves it from that whole pickup line business


you're very threatening with your legs do you know that
like at this point i think you can definitely classify them as weaponized

[lapidarius]

And you've never even seen me kick anyone with them.

[calm down]

But you are, in fact, entirely correct.

[silvercrusader]

i'm kind of shocked i havent actually
you'd think nine months knowing you i'd have seen it all
still haven't seen you in a skirt either
i feel like im kind of missing out

[lapidarius]

I'm certain that you are. Still, I think we can arrange one or both of those.

[silvercrusader]

just don't kick ME
if i can make it to 23 without any broken noses i'm going to count it as a win
you should swing by the den soon
i mean skirt or not
i want to shoot pool with someone

[lapidarius]

You might have to show me how, I've never played before.

[silvercrusader]

WHAAAT
nine months and i haven't taught you??
shit kakyoin come down right now
its easy you'll be good at it
its all angles

[lapidarius]

Yeah, I guess I could get out of here for a little while. Give me just a few minutes.