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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

I'M NOT WORRIED ABUT YOU

[yes he is]

maybe i'm just worried about buccellati

do you want to be the one to tell giorno a leviathan maimed him

i don't think so

[silvercrusader]

you're totally worried about me
if i didn't tell you i had a plan you'd stay up at night worrying
ohh where's jean is he okay oh i hope so

anyway look
the point is the building not the sailing
and the building is going to take ages probably
i don't know if we'll even take it out
but i'm not gonna go off into the wild blue yonder with the guy

BUT every good boat needs a good name
hence my original question

[lapidarius]

you're an idiot

what kind of name do you want

[silvercrusader]

you love meeeeeeeeee

i don't know whatever comes to you!
like i said extra points for puns but like that's not required

[lapidarius]

i don't know any boat-related puns, polnareff

[silvercrusader]

okay that's fine

i mean i came up with the uss codfather but like
clearly i'm better at this than you
forget i asked!!

[lapidarius]

it's not my fault japanese wordplay doesn't translate well

i don't speak enough italian to try that, and i can't think of an english one off the top of my head like that

the dumb jokes are usually your specialty

[silvercrusader]

excuses excuses that's all i'm hearing
i was gonna ask you for italian tips too but now i just don't know


and you can insult me all you like i still haven't forgotten what you said

[lapidarius]

si è completamente insopportabile

[silvercrusader]

C'est celui qui l'a dit qui l'est.

[lapidarius]

今、あなたは幼稚されています。

[you're one to talk...]

[silvercrusader]

[THAT'S SO RUDE HE CAN'T EVEN GUESS NOW]

( ︶︿︶)_凸

next time i think "oh kakyoin will be able to help me" i'll remember this day
the day you declared your love but also were NO HELP

[lapidarius]

have to keep things in balance somehow, don't i

[silvercrusader]

youre gonna regret it when the uss codfish sets sail and we get eaten by a leviathan and you have to say that ship name in my funeral

[lapidarius]

i think you mean your




fin-eral

[silvercrusader]

SEE I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

[lapidarius]

you shouldn't underestimate me

once i get going i'm hard to reel in

[silvercrusader]

see this is what i was talking about
what's this crap about "oh it's hard in english" please
not for you

[lapidarius]

forgive me if it takes a while to come up with wordplay in my second of two and a half languages

[silvercrusader]

i'll let it slide this time but watch yourself young kakyoin or you might be knocked off your throne of "coming up with clever shit"