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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

something AWARD WINNING
the jp polnareff award of excellence
hey did the skirt fit by the way
she asked for size and i just kind of
gestured

[lapidarius]

It does, yes.

[his hip to waist ratio is insane have you seen this kid]

It's great, I really like it.

[silvercrusader]

GOOD
almost asked you but then i thought i'd have to explain and presents suck if you know what they are in advance so "half of mine" worked out

anyway im not saying you have to wear it in front of me but
you could
or should
whichever

[lapidarius]

I just might. But you're not getting any advance warning when I do.

[silvercrusader]

oh no seeing your bare legs
god help me



hey
so

[There's a pause, noticeable and a little too long, and then:]

so bruno taught me how to do that wing shit on eyeliner
actually jotaro started it but he didnt know much

[lapidarius]

I'll have you know my legs are fantastic, thank you very much.

Did he? I've never worn it before.

[silvercrusader]

[He keeps gearing himself up for these big explosions of reaction, but maybe he's just projecting. It's not as Kakyoin is known for screeching.]

its wet as hell ill tell you that much
i dont know how bruno does it all the time
i mean i kind of forgot after a while but that didnt help because then i rubbed my eyes and suddenly i got a whole new Look

[lapidarius]

[No, Polnareff, that's all you and Joseph.]

What, it doesn't dry after a while? That sounds unnecessarily troublesome.

[silvercrusader]

i mean i guess probably it does after like
an hour
or something
i dont know i just remember being really aware of it

[lapidarius]

Because you weren't used to it. I'm sure if you wore it more often you wouldn't even notice. But as I said, I've never worn it so I wouldn't know.

We actually did talk about this once--Jotaro, Giorno, and myself. It was just after Holly got here, we were asking Giorno how to cover up my scars if we needed to.

...It all sounded like a lot of trouble so I just went back to wearing sunglasses for a while.

GOD all these icons are killin me

[silvercrusader]

theyre pretty great scars, you know
i mean
i'm just saying
you look badass

[Which sounds clumsy, but he means it. Scars are a way to prove to the world that you're a warrior, a fighter, someone who took on the world and survived. Kakyoin ought to be proud of them, even if the fight in question wasn't exactly an example of heroism. He's a hero in most cases; it averages out.]

muhuhu

[lapidarius]

I appreciate it, Polnareff, but I'm not insecure about them. It was for Holly's sake that we hid them for a while, not mine.

[silvercrusader]

o well never mind fuck it i take the compliment back
that birthday card was enough niceness for one day

[lapidarius]

How incredibly hurtful of you. And here I was hoping you'd follow with a comment on my elegant good looks.

[silvercrusader]

"oooh kakyoin if it weren't for jotaro you and your legs would be all mine"

something like that?

[lapidarius]

Now, let's not push it too far. You're a little older than my preferred age range, you know.

[silvercrusader]

i mean NORMALLY youre a little too young
but now it's only 2 1/2 years between us
its fate

[lapidarius]

You know that's kind of weird when you put it like that

I'm going to have to go back to being a second year in high school after this, how the hell am I going to do that if I'm twenty or something?

[silvercrusader]

not study to start with
youll just pass through high school without having to try at all
i mean senior year is kind of easy ANYWAY especially once you get into college

anyway isnt that the dream? to know what you know when you got older when you were younger

1/2

[lapidarius]

My grades have always been spotless, that's not what I'm concerned about. I was thinking more to the effect of 'people will find it unusual if someone that age is still in high school'.

[lapidarius]

wait shit i never actually transferred properly

i fought jotaro on my first day at a new school

and then we left

i'm going to have so much work to make up it's going to take me a month

[silvercrusader]

listen if they never realized on 21 jump street that they were like
45
youll probably be fine at age 20

anyway if the work is that overwhelming ill help you
jotaro too probably
how hard can it be i passed senior year once

[lapidarius]

polnareff don't take this the wrong way but i definitely will not need your help

i think i can probably catch up but it's going to be an enormous pain

[silvercrusader]

suit yourself
i just hope you remember this when it turns out all you can take in terms of foreign language is french
OH IF ONLY I HADN'T OFFENDED AND ISOLATED POLNAREFF youll say
but itll be too late
ill be hanging out with holly and will be deaf to your tearful pleas for assistance

[lapidarius]

French can't possibly be harder to learn than English was.