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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[digiorno]

For secret mafia reasons. And because you should focus on something other than your mounting anxiety for five minutes so that your head doesn't explode ♩♫♪

[lapidarius]

I KNEW THAT WAS YOU BEHIND THAT MAGAZINE

NO ONE ELSE HAS LADYBUGS ON THEIR SHOES

[digiorno]

It is my coffee shop. I can read magazines there if I choose to.

[lapidarius]

giorno giovanna this is the polar opposite of 'helping'.

[digiorno]

What would you prefer I be doing?

[lapidarius]

I have no idea.

I've already been told to keep him here a little longer, so if things get tricky I'm going to have to call Hierophant. I'll try not to make a mess of the place.

[digiorno]

I can start steering people out. That's not a problem.

Are you going to just sit there and worry in the meantime?

[lapidarius]

No, I'm going to keep up the 'clueless teenager' act and stall for time.

[digiorno]

Would you like me to top up your coffee with something in a high proof?

[lapidarius]

I don't drink, I'm a student.

[kakyoin you are not only eighteen but you have seen more shit than your above-average adult.]

Just because Jotaro shotguns drinks like they're water doesn't mean I do.

[digiorno]

Far be it for me to smudge your pure spirit.

[lapidarius]

We've discussed this, you're a terrible influence on an innocent honor student.

[digiorno]

Yes, absolutely. I am wicked and you are pure and my very existence in your vicinity is a danger, truly.

I think we have cherry syrup back here somewhere.

[lapidarius]

I will probably need that later.

[why is life so hard, giogio]

[digiorno]

[He doesn't know, buddy. He just doesn't know.]

You may not drink the whole thing and get sick.

[lapidarius]

I wasn't going to drink the whole thing what has Jojo been telling you

[digiorno]

All kinds of things. So many things.

[lapidarius]

did he tell you about that thing that's APPARENTLY creepy that he never bothered to tell me was creepy

i'll kick his ass, i swear

[digiorno]

[..... we are now Intrigued]

He told me about a couple of different creepy things. Which one do you mean specifically?

[lapidarius]

[oh no you don't he knows fishing for information when he sees it]

Nothing. Forget I said anything.

[digiorno]

noooooo NORIAKIIIIIIIII

[lapidarius]

IF YOU DON'T KNOW I AM NOT GIVING IT AWAY

It's supposedly weird, so I guess I'll have to stop doing it anyway.

[digiorno]

I want to know! You have to tell me! You shouldn't keep secrets from me, I am very trustworthy.

[ho, no]