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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

Can you really do something that? I bet that would look perfect.

[YAAAAAAAAAY MURDER]

[digiorno]

Of course! Color is really just cosmetic. And there's actually a group of wasps called emerald wasps anyway. They're really, really pretty, wicked little things.

I wouldn't want to ruin your color scheme, besides.

[lapidarius]

We can't have that. What's the point of winning if we don't look good doing it?

[digiorno]

No point at all.

I'm so glad you understand me so well.

[lapidarius]

...I'm really glad that you do, too.

[HUGGING HIS DONUT FRIEND FOREVER THANK U]

[digiorno]

[HUGS . . . AHHHH]

You know, I was talking to Jotaro forever ago about how easy it is to talk to you. How you always make us feel better.

[lapidarius]

Hm? Really?

[whaaaaaat]

You both think I'm the one that's easy to talk to here?

[digiorno]

Mmhm. You make me feel safe.

[wedges self into the snuggliest position. kakyoin you are basically a teddy bear now enjoy]

[lapidarius]

That's good to hear.

[his nefarious plan has clearly succeeded.]

I've always felt safest with him, ever since we met. And as long as we're with you, I know that there's nothing any of us could possibly have to worry about.

[digiorno]

[SIGHS DREAMILY, drapes self across noodle]

You're so good. You're wonderful. I'm so glad I know you . . . you and Hierophant, you're perfect and beautiful and clever . . .

[Someone stop this train before it goes off the tracks.]

[lapidarius]

[no, continue.]

Giorno, you're starting to flatter me again.

[digiorno]

But I love youuu . . .

[LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU]

Why can't I? [. . . muda]

[lapidarius]

I love you too. Just make some effort not to go too overboard with it.

[no muda allowed]

[digiorno]

But I love going overboard.

[. . . OBVIOUSLY]

[lapidarius]

I know.

[gio..........]

Just give me a break once in a while, okay?

[digiorno]

Oh —

[He extricates himself, gently but quickly.]

You want me to go away?

[lapidarius]

What--no, of course I don't. I didn't mean it like that.

[hug buddy pls]

I just don't really...know what to say, when you start piling so many compliments on me like that.

[digiorno]

Oh. Sorry, you said "give me a break," so I thought . . . well, never mind.

[So he touches Kakyoin's arm, giving him a questioning look. More snuggles?]

You don't have to say anything. I just like talking about how wonderful you are. But if you don't want me to, I won't.

[lapidarius]

It's okay. I should have been a little clearer.

[get back into this hug young man.]

Let's talk about something else, okay? Anything you want, other than me for now.

[digiorno]

[DIVES BACK INTO THE HUG. God Kakyoin has developed a great hug-giving ability. But now to think of something else to talk about other than Kakyoin's total perfection. Hm.]

[Hm.]

. . . We could talk about Jotaro. Or Polnareff. Or Trish. Or Stands. Or wasps. Or frogs. Or something else.

[lapidarius]

Why don't you tell me more about how spectacular Trish is? That sounds like something I definitely want to hear about.

[digiorno]

Trish!

[Transparent worship is go.]

The first time she met Fugo she made him give her his jacket so she could dry her hands on it.

[lapidarius]

[rightfully so, gio]

Fugo's? But his jacket's-...I mean, did that even work?

[it's full of holes tho.]

[digiorno]

That wasn't really the point. She just didn't want us to treat her like baggage, so she made sure she was noticed.

[♥ PERFECT TRISH ♥]

She yells at Mista all the time, too. Never gives him a break. So it's no wonder you like her.

[lapidarius]

I can appreciate anyone who gives Mista a hard time when it's deserved. Not to mention the kind of person that demands to be noticed like that.

So did he give her his jacket or did she have to take it by force?