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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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Comments

[starmark]

you of all people understand shit being a point of pride

maybe this is just one of mine

[lapidarius]

obviously you can't very well practice on a girl but

i mean

i am RIGHT HERE

[starmark]

...

it's weird that that's actually not the stupidest way you've ever propositioned me

i mean at least you didn't include a death threat that time

[lapidarius]

DON'T SAY THAT LIKE I MAKE A HABIT OF IT

[starmark]

dear jotaro i'll be lying in wait for you

IN BED

signed

noriaki kakyoin
(no-ri-a-ki ka-kyo-in)

[lapidarius]

NOW i'm including a death threat

i'm going to kill you

-花京院 典明
(かきょいん のりあき)

[starmark]

you forgot to add "in bed"







or did you actually not forget at all

[lapidarius]

i think you know the answer to that without having to ask

or you can take an educated guess

[starmark]

i got you video games for white day

[lapidarius]

[Come on, Jotaro, playing the 'i got you an arcade' card is just cheating.]

yes you did

i'm still annoyed

[. . .]

maybe you should go back to what you were saying about hierophant earlier to make it up to me

[starmark]

why are you annoyed

i'm the one who got called "fine"

[lapidarius]

i'm annoyed because i had a perfectly good reason to write out my name two different ways, thank you very much

fine the death threat was stupid but if you read my name wrong i might have actually killed you on the spot, mind control or otherwise

AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 'FINE' THIS IS BARELY EVEN AN ISSUE

[starmark]

nori

you know i love you

like i'm serious i'm not being sarcastic

i love you so much








but that is a really weird thing to commit murder over

1/2

[lapidarius]

i love you too


but you're an idiot





the fact that you are my idiot does not make you any less of one

[lapidarius]

seriously can you imagine having to stop mid-murder attempt to point out the right way to read my name, that would have been even more absurd than the note itself

'kakyoin tenmei, was he the one who cut my leg on the stairs'

'actually it's noriaki can't you read'

so much for being seen as a threat at that point

[starmark]

you don't annotate it every time you sign your name though







wait so you really wanted me to know your name then didn't you

like me personally

like not just anybody you were sent to murder, me specifically

[lapidarius]

what

[That certainly was a perspective Kakyoin was not expecting to be called out on.]

it's not as though i was sent to murder that many people as far as i know

obviously i'd want someone to know my name if i was going to kill them, i probably would have done the same thing to joseph if it got that far

maybe?

what the hell was i thinking

[starmark]

i don't know but i'm glad you did

i like you just the way you are

[lapidarius]

[...smooth recovery, jojo.]

i like you too, so i guess i'm glad you punched hierophant in the face

which isn't exactly something i'd expected to ever say, but it's true

[starmark]

i'll make it up to him

and NOW we're back to what we were talking about from the start

[lapidarius]

that's better

and you should, star hits like a runaway train

[starmark]

yes he does

and now instead of hitting you

he's hitting anybody who might ever fuck with you


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[lapidarius]

[oh my god]

[that's the cutest thing kakyoin has ever seen in his life]

yeah, and you both do a great job of it

now are you going to make up for punching us in the face or taunt me by just talking about it

[starmark]

depends

are you going to make up for trying to kill me

[lapidarius]

am i being held accountable for that now?

if that's the case it's only fair i should try to, sure.