[Says Kakyoin's voice channeled through Hierophant's of-course-he-has-a-mouth. The Stand crossed its arms, no doubt in perfect unison with its user in the next room.]
What did you expect me to do if you're saying dumb shit like that? [at least he didn't break your nose.]
[He should probably find this weird-- but maybe that's the benefit of having grown up with a Stand. He talks to Hierophant as if he was Kakyoin--because, of course, he is.]
I don't know! Not assaulting me! You wanna hit somebody, hit Jotaro, this was his idea!
[He's not actually angry, for the record. A little annoyed, perhaps, but even that is fading. Polnareff heads into the bathroom to begin washing off all that splash-- and then, over his shoulder, called to Hierophant:]
Next time I'm going to just teach you French filth.
Oh, really? [Further proving that Hierophant must have been directly matching whatever its user was doing or thinking at that particular moment, one of his hands made a particularly odd gesture near his face--on the other side of the door, Kakyoin was curling the end of his hair around his finger.]
Like this, yeah--I can see pretty clearly through his eyes, and I have enough of a sense of sight to get by when he's split apart into coils or tripwires.
[Shrug.]
I had a lot of time to practice the latter when I was in the hospital.
[It's a problem. Still, he gives Hierophant-- and Kakyoin, by extension-- a grin, like hi!]
Anyway.
[And he hops up on the sink. He could just go into the room next door, but he kind of likes talking to Hierophant. He ought to throw Chariot at him soon, see if they interact at all.]
You never answered me: what kind of shit do you want to do in return? Sexy or romantic or something else entirely?
Why would I do that? He wouldn't talk shit about the things I'm interested in, and besides, I think it's interesting to hear him talk about that kind of thing. I don't want to make him think I can't stand it.
I'm not trying to get him actually pissed off at me.
[look polnareff dunking on you is easy but dunking on jotaro is an art form]
...hm. I wonder, if we just started hiding pudding cups everywhere do you think we'd be able to get Star to start coming out and looking for them everywhere? That'd probably drive him crazy, like 'yare yare how dare my Stand be adorable when he's not punching things it's ruining my super cool image'.
[Speaking of Giorno . . . Polnareff's face flickers for a moment, uncertain, because he doesn't quite know how to put this. How do you ask your friend hey, so I hear you got a pair of high heels, is that something you're into, if it is that's fine, but also if you don't want to talk about it that's fine?]
He was showing me some of his skirts and junk the other week.
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:31 pm (UTC)[Says Kakyoin's voice channeled through Hierophant's of-course-he-has-a-mouth. The Stand crossed its arms, no doubt in perfect unison with its user in the next room.]
What did you expect me to do if you're saying dumb shit like that? [at least he didn't break your nose.]
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:35 pm (UTC)I don't know! Not assaulting me! You wanna hit somebody, hit Jotaro, this was his idea!
[He's not actually angry, for the record. A little annoyed, perhaps, but even that is fading. Polnareff heads into the bathroom to begin washing off all that splash-- and then, over his shoulder, called to Hierophant:]
Next time I'm going to just teach you French filth.
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:41 pm (UTC)[If Hierophant's face was capable of looking embarrassed, that's probably what he was doing.]
I can't say I didn't deserve that a little but two on one is hardly fair.
[It's only fair if he's on the right team.]
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:44 pm (UTC)[He glances at Hierophant despite himself, pleased by that. He's never seen the Stand emote much. It's fascinating.]
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:48 pm (UTC)What did you have in mind?
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:50 pm (UTC)That depends on how far you're willing to go. And if you want to keep in the sexy/romantic theme we're on or not.
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:52 pm (UTC)[Another weird gesture, this time pushing up glasses Hierophant obviously wasn't wearing.]
You're not just messing with me again, are you?
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Date: 2016-05-16 09:54 pm (UTC)[He grins-- not that Hierophant can see. Can he? He doesn't know if Kakyoin can see through Hierophant's eyes.]
He mirrors you. So he looks like he's pushing up glasses he doesn't have or winding his hair around his fingers. It's cute.
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Date: 2016-05-17 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-17 02:05 am (UTC)[He waves, like maybe that's the thing that'll help him determine.]
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:15 am (UTC)[Shrug.]
I had a lot of time to practice the latter when I was in the hospital.
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:24 am (UTC)[It's a problem. Still, he gives Hierophant-- and Kakyoin, by extension-- a grin, like hi!]
Anyway.
[And he hops up on the sink. He could just go into the room next door, but he kind of likes talking to Hierophant. He ought to throw Chariot at him soon, see if they interact at all.]
You never answered me: what kind of shit do you want to do in return? Sexy or romantic or something else entirely?
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:26 am (UTC)[From the sound of it, Hierophant was probably smirking behind that mask.]
And I don't know, really. After that maybe he deserves something that would just annoy the hell out of him.
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2016-05-17 02:30 am (UTC)I'm not trying to get him actually pissed off at me.
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:34 am (UTC)It'd be a lie-- but you come up with something. Hire some girl to follow him and scream, maybe, I don't know.
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:42 am (UTC)...hm. I wonder, if we just started hiding pudding cups everywhere do you think we'd be able to get Star to start coming out and looking for them everywhere? That'd probably drive him crazy, like 'yare yare how dare my Stand be adorable when he's not punching things it's ruining my super cool image'.
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Date: 2016-05-17 02:52 am (UTC)[Good job, Hierophant! Who absolutely gets the credit right now.]
Look at you, being all clever-- shit, I can rope Giorno into this, he'll definitely loan us the pudding.
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:01 am (UTC)Probably. Once the city stops being weird we'll have to put a plan together with him.
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:04 am (UTC)[Speaking of Giorno . . . Polnareff's face flickers for a moment, uncertain, because he doesn't quite know how to put this. How do you ask your friend hey, so I hear you got a pair of high heels, is that something you're into, if it is that's fine, but also if you don't want to talk about it that's fine?]
He was showing me some of his skirts and junk the other week.
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:25 am (UTC)[...busted]
It's a little unexpected, but I guess I can't fault him for having pretty good taste at least.
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:27 am (UTC)[A shrug.]
It looks good.
[--and oh, he knows how he'll do this!]
What do you think? Think I got the gams for it?
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:29 am (UTC)[HIEROPHANT EYEROLL. I REPEAT WE HAVE REACHED CRITICAL EYEROLL.]
I think you'd be tripping all over yourself.
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:33 am (UTC)What, like it's so hard? Jeez, Kakyoin, I'm taking a chance, be a little sympathetic!
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Date: 2016-05-17 03:34 am (UTC)It's not like it's easy, either. I keep tripping over the shoes he gave me last year, and my sense of balance is fantastic if I can say so myself.
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