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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

i also know this. what did he say this time?

[digiorno]

oh lots of things

look i am a gossip but not this kind of gossip but i can't not at this point because i am suffering

so, look

sometimes he asks me questions about things that he is obviously into, but he's so JOTARO that he doesn't even realize that's what the question is about

i would assume it's just something about the 80s but you are not this dense

HONESTLY KAKYOIN IT MAKES ME WORRY

[lapidarius]

he really can be denser than a block of lead sometimes

what'd he say about the dress.

[WHAT HAPPEN, JOJO]

[digiorno]

honestly if we'd been speaking in person he would have passed out with how incredibly attractive he found you

he started off in italian which he usually does when he's teasing or expecting to be teased

but of course he can never just like something he has to ANALYZE it because it can't be simple

jotaro kujo cannot just think his boyfriend's legs look phenomenal in a dress because that would be too easy

[lapidarius]

for someone who solves most of his problems by punching them until they cease to be a problem, he certain does overthink things.

[pot, kettle]

you should have seen his face when i walked in. trailed off midsentence and everything.

1/2

[digiorno]

HA

[digiorno]

i mean

measured, empathetic response

[lapidarius]

i won't tell if you laugh, it was pretty funny

i mean, it was funny once i realized he probably didn't think i was weird for the whole thing.

[digiorno]

oh no were you really nervous?

[lapidarius]

a little

not to the point where i didn't want to show him or anything but

i've been called weird a few too many times as a kid. it's stupid, but i was afraid about going back to something like that. but it's jojo, so it's okay. he won't think i'm some kind of freak just because i'm different from other people.

[digiorno]

no see

okay DON'T tell him i said this because he wants to talk to you about it himself and i think that's important but

part of why he was so worried about all of it was because he thought you would think that the fact that he likes the way you look in a dress would make you think that HE wants you to be a girl, or would be prettier as a girl, or whatever

(i hate that i just wrote that sentence)

so he was agonizing about not making you feel bad and of course the answer is to just talk to you

so that's what he's going to do

but the point is that jotaro, while very stupid, is also great

[lapidarius]

he's such an idiot

but he always goes to every effort to do the best that he can

...maybe a little too much effort in this case, he could have just said 'holy shit nori you have great legs' and it's not like i would have knocked him out

[digiorno]

i just

ugh

tell me if this is silly but sometimes i worry that he's trying to talk himself out of doing things that he likes and that make him happy

is that silly

[lapidarius]

knowing jojo as well as i do

no

you're probably right

[digiorno]

so it's probably not a bad thing for me to beat him over the head with it when he likes something but can't or won't figure out why? i don't know i don't want to bully him

i mean mostly

i just want him to be happy you know

[lapidarius]

i know that, so do i

it's just as i said before, he's denser than lead and i really don't

i'm not sure if even i can help with that sometimes

[digiorno]

well you can't on your own

and i can't on my own

but both of us together can do anything in the world

[lapidarius]

[Oh. Oh. Whatever Kakyoin had expected, he ended up pleasantly surprised upon getting that answer. He actually took a few seconds to silently appreciate that Giorno had such a remarkable talent of knowing what to say when it was needed the most.]

That's right. We're not alone in anything.

We won't be again.

[digiorno]

never ever

and anyone who tries to make any of us alone will suffer unspeakable torments ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

all we have to do is pay close attention to when he's doing the lead jotaro thing and bother him with logic until he knocks it off

he trusts both of us a lot so i think together he'll trust us at least twice as much

[lapidarius]

lead might be dense, but gold and emerald are harder to break

so he simply can't win against us

[digiorno]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lapidarius]

i take it you appreciate the comparison

[digiorno]

IT'S GOOD

see jotaro doesn't need to be good with words when we're around

[lapidarius]

that's what he has me for

and that's what i have you for when i can't come up with anything

[digiorno]

i am

the emergency articulate mobster