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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[digiorno]

THAT IS NOT
AN EXPLANATION
KAKYOIN

[lapidarius]

Well, what happened was we had a very nice conversation.

[digiorno]

you talked to me for DAYS and you KNEW and you didn't SAY ANYTHING

[lapidarius]

It wasn't mine to say. You didn't turn around and tell me 'Jotaro said this and this and also he's completely crazy about you', so I kept what Fugo said to myself.

1/??

[digiorno]

STOP BINEG RATIONSASL WHEN IM YELLING AT YOU
KAYOINK!!!!!!

[digiorno]

[Somewhere in the house: the muffled sounds of screaming into a pillow.]

[digiorno]

i hate karma

ok done

[digiorno]

thank you for talking to him
i appreciate it
it's good that he has friends
and you give good advice and are overall a very smart person

however: i'm going to fight you out of embarrassment

there are you satisfied

[lapidarius]

I'm more than satisfied.

Because finally, after all this time

we're even. ξ◥▶◀◤❤

[digiorno]

this is not helping to quell the bloodthirsty rage do you realize that

[lapidarius]

unfortunately, i am incapable of fear

worth it, really

[digiorno]

can i punch you in the face
please

please

that's all i want

[lapidarius]

even you wouldn't hit someone with glasses

you would, probably, but not if that someone was me

[digiorno]

no

goddamnit

i'm so angry

and embarrassed

i'm going to
i don't know
something
some terrible threat
just fill it in there that's what i'll do

you weren't mean to him were you

[lapidarius]

I'm only mean to Polnareff. And even then, only when he deserves it.

I'm serious, we had a pleasant and honest conversation about the whole thing. And I didn't tell a single person, so you don't have to be embarrassed. I've done stupider things in front of you, after all.

[digiorno]

i do have to be embarrassed because as it turns out i'm a hypocrite i have been a hypocrite all along and i didn't even know
i'm a disaster

i didn't actually think you told anyone
or that you were mean to him
i'm just trying to find something to complain about because i'm losing angry steam

[lapidarius]

No one is perfect, Giorno. We're just closer to it than most.

So it went well, I'm guessing?

[digiorno]

well that's true at least

if you mean the stupid talk: yes it went well and i'm grateful to you
you ass
we figured out what words to use and things like that and how to tell people that we're dating

which we are, retroactively
since october 12
so there

i think most people when we tell them will not receive a "so there" but: so there

[lapidarius]

if i get a 'so there' that just means i'm special

so congratulations

[digiorno]

thanks
it's weird
but thank you

i don't like all of this being a mortal person with human foibles kakyoin
it's irritating
i don't know how to date
i thought i did but it was a lie
i lied to everyone but especially myself

[lapidarius]

It's overrated. The being a mortal person part, not the dating thing.

But I'm not sure I can help you with that--we've only really figured out so much ourselves.

[digiorno]

is dating just a sham kakyoin
does no one ever actually know what they're talking about

BECAUSE IF SO I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE
but especially polnareff because he acts like there are rules to this and i think that's imaginary

[lapidarius]

It's Polnareff, he's just making things up.

Spend some time together, maybe doing something you both like. I think that's really all that matters.

[digiorno]

oh okay
i'll tell him you said that

we were already doing that though kakyoin i was not born yesterday
it's the words that were weird
or: when does dating start, how do you know
or: how do anniversaries even work, and why
things like that

[lapidarius]

i feel like if i were you and you were me, the answer would be not to fixate too much on the details. right?