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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

kakyoin
are you worried about me

[lapidarius]

[uh oh]

no

shut up

[silvercrusader]

YOU CARE ABOUT MEEEEE

[lapidarius]

you have no way of proving that

[silvercrusader]

im gonna save this conversation and remind you of it every time you try and pretend you're pissed or hate me or whatever

that time you were worried about me
you're so sweet kakyoin


but rest assured the leviathan will not get me

[lapidarius]

I'M NOT WORRIED ABUT YOU

[yes he is]

maybe i'm just worried about buccellati

do you want to be the one to tell giorno a leviathan maimed him

i don't think so

[silvercrusader]

you're totally worried about me
if i didn't tell you i had a plan you'd stay up at night worrying
ohh where's jean is he okay oh i hope so

anyway look
the point is the building not the sailing
and the building is going to take ages probably
i don't know if we'll even take it out
but i'm not gonna go off into the wild blue yonder with the guy

BUT every good boat needs a good name
hence my original question

[lapidarius]

you're an idiot

what kind of name do you want

[silvercrusader]

you love meeeeeeeeee

i don't know whatever comes to you!
like i said extra points for puns but like that's not required

[lapidarius]

i don't know any boat-related puns, polnareff

[silvercrusader]

okay that's fine

i mean i came up with the uss codfather but like
clearly i'm better at this than you
forget i asked!!

[lapidarius]

it's not my fault japanese wordplay doesn't translate well

i don't speak enough italian to try that, and i can't think of an english one off the top of my head like that

the dumb jokes are usually your specialty

[silvercrusader]

excuses excuses that's all i'm hearing
i was gonna ask you for italian tips too but now i just don't know


and you can insult me all you like i still haven't forgotten what you said

[lapidarius]

si è completamente insopportabile

[silvercrusader]

C'est celui qui l'a dit qui l'est.

[lapidarius]

今、あなたは幼稚されています。

[you're one to talk...]

[silvercrusader]

[THAT'S SO RUDE HE CAN'T EVEN GUESS NOW]

( ︶︿︶)_凸

next time i think "oh kakyoin will be able to help me" i'll remember this day
the day you declared your love but also were NO HELP

[lapidarius]

have to keep things in balance somehow, don't i

[silvercrusader]

youre gonna regret it when the uss codfish sets sail and we get eaten by a leviathan and you have to say that ship name in my funeral

[lapidarius]

i think you mean your




fin-eral

[silvercrusader]

SEE I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT

[lapidarius]

you shouldn't underestimate me

once i get going i'm hard to reel in

[silvercrusader]

see this is what i was talking about
what's this crap about "oh it's hard in english" please
not for you

[lapidarius]

forgive me if it takes a while to come up with wordplay in my second of two and a half languages

[silvercrusader]

i'll let it slide this time but watch yourself young kakyoin or you might be knocked off your throne of "coming up with clever shit"