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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

Of course you don't. That's part of what lets us work so well together.

[digiorno]

Mmhm. I really do want to fight someone with you sometime.

. . . I don't want to fight someone for real. But if we had to, and Jotaro wasn't there, or something. That's what I mean.

[lapidarius]

I think that would be fun. For us, of course; not for whoever we were fighting. You and I would be a really dangerous team--you could probably turn Emerald Splash into piranhas or something crazy.

[elsewhere, joseph joestar shivers]

[digiorno]

Ohhh. I could! They'd be so pretty and deadly!

[He is mahou shoujo sparkling right now holy shit.]

[lapidarius]

That would be really cool. You could probably think of something even better than piranhas, too.

[digiorno]

Stinging insects would work. They could fly away and fly back, too, to attack again. Wasps, maybe. Pretty glittering green wasps . . .

[♥ ♥ ♥ BUGS ♥ ♥ ♥]

[lapidarius]

Can you really do something that? I bet that would look perfect.

[YAAAAAAAAAY MURDER]

[digiorno]

Of course! Color is really just cosmetic. And there's actually a group of wasps called emerald wasps anyway. They're really, really pretty, wicked little things.

I wouldn't want to ruin your color scheme, besides.

[lapidarius]

We can't have that. What's the point of winning if we don't look good doing it?

[digiorno]

No point at all.

I'm so glad you understand me so well.

[lapidarius]

...I'm really glad that you do, too.

[HUGGING HIS DONUT FRIEND FOREVER THANK U]

[digiorno]

[HUGS . . . AHHHH]

You know, I was talking to Jotaro forever ago about how easy it is to talk to you. How you always make us feel better.

[lapidarius]

Hm? Really?

[whaaaaaat]

You both think I'm the one that's easy to talk to here?

[digiorno]

Mmhm. You make me feel safe.

[wedges self into the snuggliest position. kakyoin you are basically a teddy bear now enjoy]

[lapidarius]

That's good to hear.

[his nefarious plan has clearly succeeded.]

I've always felt safest with him, ever since we met. And as long as we're with you, I know that there's nothing any of us could possibly have to worry about.

[digiorno]

[SIGHS DREAMILY, drapes self across noodle]

You're so good. You're wonderful. I'm so glad I know you . . . you and Hierophant, you're perfect and beautiful and clever . . .

[Someone stop this train before it goes off the tracks.]

[lapidarius]

[no, continue.]

Giorno, you're starting to flatter me again.

[digiorno]

But I love youuu . . .

[LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU]

Why can't I? [. . . muda]

[lapidarius]

I love you too. Just make some effort not to go too overboard with it.

[no muda allowed]

[digiorno]

But I love going overboard.

[. . . OBVIOUSLY]

[lapidarius]

I know.

[gio..........]

Just give me a break once in a while, okay?

[digiorno]

Oh —

[He extricates himself, gently but quickly.]

You want me to go away?

[lapidarius]

What--no, of course I don't. I didn't mean it like that.

[hug buddy pls]

I just don't really...know what to say, when you start piling so many compliments on me like that.

[digiorno]

Oh. Sorry, you said "give me a break," so I thought . . . well, never mind.

[So he touches Kakyoin's arm, giving him a questioning look. More snuggles?]

You don't have to say anything. I just like talking about how wonderful you are. But if you don't want me to, I won't.

[lapidarius]

It's okay. I should have been a little clearer.

[get back into this hug young man.]

Let's talk about something else, okay? Anything you want, other than me for now.