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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

Was it-- I mean, did it hurt, or was it like breaking a nail?

[lapidarius]

It hurt like getting punched in the mouth, which was basically what happened. I didn't really stop to consider if that was because of the mask breaking or because of just getting hit.

[silvercrusader]

Well, if it ever happens again, have some pudding handy. Maybe he's just waiting to speak when he's prompted.

[lapidarius]

I'm not going to plan for his mask getting broken open.

[silvercrusader]

Well, nobody does. I'm just saying: if it happens. Pudding. His mouth that isn't a beak. Get on it.

[What kind of noise would Hierophant even make? Probably something bitchy, he thinks fondly.]

Oye, what's your favorite food?

[lapidarius]

...Cherries. Why?

[silvercrusader]

Making sure. And taking a survey. I mean-- there's shit I know about you, and then there's really basic stuff I've got no idea about. Like, all that arcade shit? I had no idea you were that into it.

[lapidarius]

Oh.

[...]

What's your favorite food, then?

[silvercrusader]

You don't know!

[He gasps, mock offended.]

Do you even know any French food?

[lapidarius]

Do you know any Japanese food?

[Two can play this game.]

[silvercrusader]

Sushi!

[lapidarius]

Anything else, Polnareff.

[silvercrusader]

No, that counts! You can't discount it just because it's popular, that's not fair!

[lapidarius]

I can and I will, unless you'd rather I answered with 'snails'.

[silvercrusader]

Okay, first off, it's escargot, not snails. That's like if I said raw fish, okay, don't misrepresent my country.

[But shit, hmm . . .]

Rice. Oh! Shit, wait-- rice buns!

[Rice balls is what he's thinking of, actually.]

[lapidarius]

That's not...no. There's no such thing.

[Honey. No.]

[silvercrusader]

Yes there are!

[He knows Japanese food, god, Kakyoin, what are you, Japanese or something?]

The ones with-- you know! They're all compact and they've got that black stripe on em!

[lapidarius]

Black str--are you talking about onigiri? That's seaweed, not a black stripe.

[silvercrusader]

Which is black, and goes on it in a stripe, so it counts, and that's two for me!

[lapidarius]

It's green, idiot. Because it's seaweed. If anything that's half a point.

[silvercrusader]

'S more than you got, isn't it?

[lapidarius]

You don't want me to give a serious answer.

[never forget noriaki kakyoin knows how to be flawlessly polite in several countries]

[silvercrusader]

I gave you two! Two whole answers! Sushi and rice buns! What have I gotten in return, I ask you? Nothing.

[lapidarius]

Remember, you asked for it.

[DEEP BREATH]

Confit de canard, bouillabaisse, ratatouille, gougères, cassoulet...that's all I can think of off the top of my head, excuse my flawed pronunciation.

[What the fuck, Kakyoin.]

[silvercrusader]

What the fuck, Kakyoin.