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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

hey noooooooooooooriaki
i have a question for you

[lapidarius]

What is it? And why do you keep insisting on text when my room is barely a few meters away?

[silvercrusader]

it's so much easier than coming over
also then i'd have to KNOCK and what if you're BUSY and also i'd have to PUT ON PANTS
so: texting

anyway
do you want to learn how to smoke

[lapidarius]

[...polly.]

Not particularly, no.

[silvercrusader]

[Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to, chum.]

why not
it's fun
you can impress your boyfriend with your new oral skills
also i'm bored so think of all the ways you'll be helping

[lapidarius]

first of all i can't believe you just said that in all seriousness

secondly i have an image to maintain

third, no

[silvercrusader]

buddy that's not even the worst thing i've said this last week

what IMAGE could you possibly have to maintain

[lapidarius]

i happen to like not being visibly a delinquent like some people

[silvercrusader]

well let me just go and return that leather jacket i got you for your next birthday

plenty of people who aren't delinquents smoke
WRITERS smoke
hunters
geologists

[lapidarius]

well i don't

[silvercrusader]

yeah but you could
let me teach you kakyoin come onnnnn
im so bored
pleeeease
kakyoin
kakyoin
kakyoin
please

[lapidarius]

absolutely not

but i will keep you company if it will get you to stop blowing up my watch

[silvercrusader]

KAKYOINNNNNNNNN (ノ*゜▽゜*)
hang on give me like a minute

[lapidarius]

[SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH]

[silvercrusader]

[Pants are found! Sweatpants, actually, and that . . . are they Kakyoin's sweatpants? Jotaro's? Either is sure a possibility, but they're pants, so they're better than nothing. And here's Polnareff, coming in through the bathroom, sitting on the unoccupied bit of the bed like it's his.

Friendship!

He is, also, smoking. Just in case any nerds want to try it.]

What a great friend I have.

[lapidarius]

[let's be real they have to be jotaro's because this nerd is too thin for that]

Don't push your luck.

[silvercrusader]

I've been here for three seconds, you can't get mad already.

[He grins at him. Aren't you glad he's here?]

Hey. You any good at those little faces, by the way? I'm still trying to make one that looks like me.

[lapidarius]

Only a few of them. You could ask Giorno, he uses a lot more than I do.

[giorno giovanna is the a-rank top tier of emoji users]

And don't blow that in my face.

[silvercrusader]

I might now that you said that.

[He won't. But he is blowing a smoke ring up towards the ceiling, so.]

Aren't you used to this from Jotaro?

[lapidarius]

He knows well enough that I'll beat the hell out of him if he does something like that.

[Sheesh, Polnareff.]

I can't start smoking, it'll compromise my Hamon training. If you want to deal with Caesar when he's angry, be my guest. I would much rather not.

[silvercrusader]

Ahh, I dealt with him being pissed at me already. We mostly just angry text each other, that's our relationship. It's nice, I see why you like him.

[lapidarius]

Certainly sounds like him--we're oddly similar like that. It's a little peculiar, but I've gotten used to it.

[silvercrusader]

How's that shit going?

[He glances over at him, one eyebrow raised.]

Besides electrocuting me, I mean.

[lapidarius]

You left yourself wide open, you have no place to complain.

[Obviously.]

...But it's going well. It could still be better, but I think that I'm starting to get a decent grasp of it.

[silvercrusader]

Yeah?

[He offered him a slight smile.]

So tell me about it.