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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[starmark]

You're sure?

I'm not doubting you or anything. I'm just saying...sometimes it's easier to say something and believe it, but then when the time comes to do it, it's harder.

...

What I mean is, it's okay if you do end up jealous, and if that happens you don't have to tell yourself that you're not or that you shouldn't be. Okay?

[lapidarius]

Pretty sure. Which is easy enough to say now, you're right.

I trust you. That's all it really comes down to for me. Maybe it'll be difficult when we get to that point, but even if it does start bothering me I won't trust you any less.

So if it comes to that, we'll talk about it and I won't just keep it to myself. Fair?

[starmark]

Yeah.

...

I'm nervous about having to. You know.

...

Make sure she exists.

[lapidarius]

I think anybody sane would be nervous about that, Jojo. Most people don't have to even think about weird timeline shit like this.

[. . .]

It'll be okay. We don't have to worry about that right away, either.

[starmark]

no i mean

like



physically


make sure





with some girl

[lapidarius]

i was trying to be a little tactful but yes


yes i did in fact understand the intended meaning






you presumably have a nonspecific number of years to figure that out so at least that's something

[starmark]

what if i'm shit at it

i'm not shit at it am i

[lapidarius]

jojo, calm down

speaking from experience you are perfectly fine

[starmark]

"fine"

how about fantastic

[lapidarius]

stellar, spectacular, why on earth are we choosing now to worry about this specific detail of all things?

[starmark]

you of all people understand shit being a point of pride

maybe this is just one of mine

[lapidarius]

obviously you can't very well practice on a girl but

i mean

i am RIGHT HERE

[starmark]

...

it's weird that that's actually not the stupidest way you've ever propositioned me

i mean at least you didn't include a death threat that time

[lapidarius]

DON'T SAY THAT LIKE I MAKE A HABIT OF IT

[starmark]

dear jotaro i'll be lying in wait for you

IN BED

signed

noriaki kakyoin
(no-ri-a-ki ka-kyo-in)

[lapidarius]

NOW i'm including a death threat

i'm going to kill you

-花京院 典明
(かきょいん のりあき)

[starmark]

you forgot to add "in bed"







or did you actually not forget at all

[lapidarius]

i think you know the answer to that without having to ask

or you can take an educated guess

[starmark]

i got you video games for white day

[lapidarius]

[Come on, Jotaro, playing the 'i got you an arcade' card is just cheating.]

yes you did

i'm still annoyed

[. . .]

maybe you should go back to what you were saying about hierophant earlier to make it up to me

[starmark]

why are you annoyed

i'm the one who got called "fine"

[lapidarius]

i'm annoyed because i had a perfectly good reason to write out my name two different ways, thank you very much

fine the death threat was stupid but if you read my name wrong i might have actually killed you on the spot, mind control or otherwise

AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 'FINE' THIS IS BARELY EVEN AN ISSUE

[starmark]

nori

you know i love you

like i'm serious i'm not being sarcastic

i love you so much








but that is a really weird thing to commit murder over

1/2

[lapidarius]

i love you too


but you're an idiot





the fact that you are my idiot does not make you any less of one

[lapidarius]

seriously can you imagine having to stop mid-murder attempt to point out the right way to read my name, that would have been even more absurd than the note itself

'kakyoin tenmei, was he the one who cut my leg on the stairs'

'actually it's noriaki can't you read'

so much for being seen as a threat at that point