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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

[Giorno, oh my god.]

[Kakyoin honestly never got tired of seeing him overeager and excited. You know, like a normal kid was probably supposed to be (not that he of all people knew for sure).]

I love you too, Giorno. I'm sure someone's bound to say something stupid eventually. Or I could just beat up Polnareff sometime, but that might be mean even by my standards.

[digiorno]

He made me mad! I forgave him, but you can still beat him up a little bit. Or at least threaten to.

[Giorno that is your FATHER]

You make me really happy. I like that you don't let what other people think change you like that. I think that makes you really strong, you know?

[lapidarius]

I'm sure he's used to that much by now.

[YOU TWO]

Does it? I just think it only proves I'm stubborn. I'm not going to change my hair just because a few people think I might look like a girl, and I'm sure you wouldn't either.

[digiorno]

I think it can be both. I think sometimes stubbornness is a strength, too. But maybe I just think that because I'm just as stubborn as you are.

[He wrinkles his nose.]

Hmm, if people say something like that I usually just do it more, and louder. [AY YO FUCK YO BEAUTY STANDARDS, said Giorno Giovanna, probably.]

[lapidarius]

I also think your confidence is practically a force of nature.

[digiorno]

Yes, because I've had a lot of practice! You can't be don without being confident, coltellino.

[lapidarius]

Oh, is that an official documented qualification somewhere? I shouldn't be surprised.

[digiorno]

Mmhmm, you have to be very very confident and at least 70% pure lethality. I am thinking about raising the cuteness standard also.

[no uggos.]

[lapidarius]

Pretty rigid standards. But I guess you can't let just anyone join Passione, the whole organization would be a mess.

[digiorno]

No, I really can't. All sorts of awful people used to be in it, and I have to get rid of a lot of them.

[By definitely not murdering them??? Um.]

It's okay, though. You still qualify.

[lapidarius]

Really? You think I'm 70% lethality? That's pretty high praise.

[digiorno]

You're at least 90, don't be silly.

[lapidarius]

Careful, you're going to make me sound a little too dangerous.

[digiorno]

. . . I don't think that's a thing, Kakyoin.

[lapidarius]

I'm pretty sure I don't go around punching everyone, I'm not Jotaro.

[digiorno]

I think you're more violent than he is.

[lapidarius]

You think correctly. I'm just more subtle about it.

[digiorno]

Sometimes.

[lapidarius]

Usually.

[digiorno]

Mmmm, half the time.

[lapidarius]

Fine, I think I can live with half.

[digiorno]

Good, because you're perfect just the way you are. Halfway subtle.

[lapidarius]

So are you. Though I don't think 'subtle' is really in your vocabulary.

[digiorno]

That's so rude.

[lapidarius]

Is it rude to point out you command everyone's attention wherever you go? I'm sorry.