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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

HEY
if you had to name a boat
something clever
what would you name it
again: something clever
extra points for puns

[lapidarius]

what

[silvercrusader]

what part of this is unclear exactly

[lapidarius]

the part where i am naming a boat

[silvercrusader]

well not naming
suggesting names
there's a difference

[lapidarius]

what are you doing that warrants suggestions for the name of a boat

[silvercrusader]

building a boat






obviously

[lapidarius]

why are you building a boat

did no one tell you about the leviathan

[silvercrusader]

oh no jotaro told me about that all right
waaay too enthusiastic about it
"i hope it comes back :)" god

but i'm building it because
1. i'll have a boat of my own
2. its something to do for the next few weeks
3. its a good excuse to hang out with bruno
4. I'LL HAVE A BOAT OF MY OWN

[lapidarius]

of course he did

have you considered:

1. there's a leviathan out there
2. there's a leviathan out there
3. THERE IS A LEVIATHAN THAT MIGHT EAT YOU AND BUCCELLATI
4. AND YOUR BOAT

[silvercrusader]

kakyoin
are you worried about me

[lapidarius]

[uh oh]

no

shut up

[silvercrusader]

YOU CARE ABOUT MEEEEE

[lapidarius]

you have no way of proving that

[silvercrusader]

im gonna save this conversation and remind you of it every time you try and pretend you're pissed or hate me or whatever

that time you were worried about me
you're so sweet kakyoin


but rest assured the leviathan will not get me

[lapidarius]

I'M NOT WORRIED ABUT YOU

[yes he is]

maybe i'm just worried about buccellati

do you want to be the one to tell giorno a leviathan maimed him

i don't think so

[silvercrusader]

you're totally worried about me
if i didn't tell you i had a plan you'd stay up at night worrying
ohh where's jean is he okay oh i hope so

anyway look
the point is the building not the sailing
and the building is going to take ages probably
i don't know if we'll even take it out
but i'm not gonna go off into the wild blue yonder with the guy

BUT every good boat needs a good name
hence my original question

[lapidarius]

you're an idiot

what kind of name do you want

[silvercrusader]

you love meeeeeeeeee

i don't know whatever comes to you!
like i said extra points for puns but like that's not required

[lapidarius]

i don't know any boat-related puns, polnareff

[silvercrusader]

okay that's fine

i mean i came up with the uss codfather but like
clearly i'm better at this than you
forget i asked!!

[lapidarius]

it's not my fault japanese wordplay doesn't translate well

i don't speak enough italian to try that, and i can't think of an english one off the top of my head like that

the dumb jokes are usually your specialty

[silvercrusader]

excuses excuses that's all i'm hearing
i was gonna ask you for italian tips too but now i just don't know


and you can insult me all you like i still haven't forgotten what you said

[lapidarius]

si è completamente insopportabile

[silvercrusader]

C'est celui qui l'a dit qui l'est.