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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[mylegacy]

Yeah. But you didn't. So it's different.

[lapidarius]

I almost did. And I was bleeding all over the place. Honestly, my mother would've at least said something about ruining her floor before fixing up someone like that.

[mylegacy]

So what you're saying is you think she's not normal.

[lapidarius]

No--what--I didn't mean it like that!

[mylegacy]

Then what the hell did you mean?

[lapidarius]

I'm trying to say she's absurdly goddamn nice and as long as you're not actively going to the effort of pissing her off directly, I don't think that she'll hate you.

[mylegacy]

I'd place a bet against you if there was money here.

[lapidarius]

The last time I placed a bet, I got my soul ripped out. I've kind of sworn off gambling in general.

But even so, in that situation I'd take you up on that.

[mylegacy]

Aren't we in a room essentially designed for gambling?

Ugh, whatever. None of this has stopped being stupid.

[lapidarius]

It has not, in fact, stopped being stupid. You're correct.

[mylegacy]

It's still stupid and now I sort of want to throw small objects at you to see if they'll stick in your hair.

[lapidarius]

Please try not to. I work hard to take care of it.

[mylegacy]

I'm not going to. It's just that the thought occurred.

[. . .]

I have another question. But it's even stupider than everything else, so I don't know if I should ask.

[lapidarius]

...You can ask if you want to. I won't laugh, no matter how stupid it might be.

[mylegacy]

Honest?

[lapidarius]

I've never lied to you before. I don't intend to start tonight.

[mylegacy]

. . . Fine.

[uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh]

I can't tell. I mean, if it's the same. For me. I don't know the difference, or at least I don't know the difference like this.

[@wham: whenever ur ready]

[lapidarius]

[wait, what]

Wait, what?

[mylegacy]

[SCREAMING]

Never mind.

[lapidarius]

No, I just--that wasn't even a question.

[SPEAK CLEARLY SHIZACHAN]

I'm not laughing.

[mylegacy]

It doesn't matter.

[SLOWLY . . . SINKS DOWN LOWER IN CHAIR . . . melds with it . . .]

[lapidarius]

Now you're being stupid. It matters to me.

[mylegacy]

[. . .]

[Whatever he was trying to say just now, it mostly just comes out "mgmghghgrrr".]

[lapidarius]

...A little more clearly, please.

[mylegacy]

I can't — god, I hate you.

I can't tell the difference between friends and, and more than that. I don't know what that looks like. Or is supposed to, or whatever.