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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW
without mr joestar around im basically your and jotaro's guardian
it'd be irresponsible of me not to ask

[No, he's not. But he is oldest, ergo: guardian.]

do you need me to take you shopping for condoms kakyoin

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[lapidarius]

NO YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE THE FURTHEST THING POSSIBLE FROM THAT

ALSO: SHUT UP

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[silvercrusader]

youre seventeen what do you know about safe sex you need me
what do you know about sex at all actually wait
do i have to talk to you about that

[This is never going to end, Kakyoin.]

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[lapidarius]

I'M EIGHTEEN, YOU MISSED MY BIRTHDAY

[how dare you, polnareff.]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING

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[silvercrusader]

[Yeah, because that's the worst part of all this. BUT! He's definitely going to make up for it, okay!]

did you try alcohol
oh my god did i miss you trying alcohol
YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST

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[lapidarius]

i'm going to try throttling you, i promise you won't miss that

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[silvercrusader]

kakyoin ・゜・(ノД`) no

really though
i AM happy for you

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[lapidarius]

You're not going to run around telling everyone, are you?

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[silvercrusader]

not if you dont want me to
is it a secret?

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[lapidarius]

Not in the strictest definition. I just don't want someone running his mouth left and right and making sure the whole city knows.

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[silvercrusader]

well if SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME instead of saying ohhhh i dont have any interest in jotaro why would you ask that ohhhh maybe you wouldn't have had to worry about this
maybe you could have said then oh by the way polnareff keep this to yourself because my love with jotaro is new and fragile and i am shy

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[lapidarius]

I wasn't going to tell you that as soon as you got here!

AND I'M NOT SHY I'LL BREAK YOUR NOSE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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[silvercrusader]

no you won't

[He might, actually.]

anyway IM HAPPY FOR YOU
but tell me IMMEDIATELY next time you and jotaro get together
also we're having an alcohol night i can at least introduce you to different kinds

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[lapidarius]

Fine, if the alternative is you incessantly pestering me about it.

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[silvercrusader]

YEAHHHH
ill text you when its on
i have to collect my material first

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[lapidarius]

[this is his life these are his choices]

Try not to do anything extravagant.

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[silvercrusader]

any requests?

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[lapidarius]

'Don't be stupid', but I know that's a request you won't listen to.

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[silvercrusader]

the point of alcohol is to be stupid kakyoin

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[lapidarius]

I'm not interested in acting like an idiot.

[silvercrusader]

too late you promised to do alcohol night with me
shots for everyone

except no flaming ones even i dont want that disaster on my hands

[lapidarius]

Good idea. If you burn down the house, Jotaro might really kill you.

[silvercrusader]

APPARENTLY he can just make a new one
apparently that's something he can do now??

[lapidarius]

It's not like it was easy. We all put a lot of effort into this place.

[silvercrusader]

its a fucking mansion clearly
when did you all learn how to build shit
what do they teach you in japan