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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[silvercrusader]

yeah fuck that
its kinda weird with star
i mean its great but
i could never do that shit with chariot you know?
"oh here's a list of people we don't like", it doesn't work like that with chariot
thats why i was asking you about hierophant the other day

[lapidarius]

it's really weird

not that it's a bad thing by any means, i just never realized stands could be like that before

you should have seen mista's or trish's, they can actually talk

[silvercrusader]

like TALK talk
or like PAMI talk

1/2

[lapidarius]

LIKE ACTUALLY TALK, IT'S SO COOL

I THINK TRISH'S EVEN FLIRTED WITH ME which is kind of weird if i think about it BUT LIKE ACTUAL NORMAL INDEPENDENT SPEAKING

[lapidarius]

what the hell is a pami

[silvercrusader]

WHAT THE HELL THAT'S SO COOL
and weird
did you flirt back

& pami is the noise chariot makes sometimes
or used to
we cut that shit out when i hit fifteen
except giorno gave chariot pudding and he started up again

1/2 again

[lapidarius]

OF COURSE I DIDN'T are you insane
spice girl could probably have beaten the shit out of me and also i don't flirt with people, [that aren't jotaro] much less their stands

[lapidarius]

WAIT A MINUTE CHARIOT DOES THAT AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME

ARE HIEROPHANT AND HERMIT THE ONLY ONES THAT DON'T

SHOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

[silvercrusader]

come here then

[HE'S COMFORTABLE he's lying on his bed, don't make him move-- and while he's waiting:]

her name was SPICE GIRL you definitely should have flirted
you had a chance
how many people can say they've flirted with stands kakyoin
almost none of us

[lapidarius]

[SURPRISE that door is swinging open like two seconds later]

ShowmerightnowIcan'tbelieveyouneversaidanything.

[silvercrusader]

Jesus--!

[He didn't expect him that quickly, and he jerks up, rising up on his elbows.]

I don't tell anyone.

[Not normally, anyway. But all right: here comes Chariot, appearing from nowhere to stand before Kakyoin. For a moment he regards him silently-- and then, with some silent prompting from Polnareff:]

PA-MIII~!

[There's a reason Polnareff had ordered him to stop that, and it's because Chariot uses the most ridiculously high-pitched voice known to man. It's sweet and cute and utterly inappropriate for a grown man.]

[lapidarius]

[STANDS? STANDS. STAAAAAANDS.]

...

[Hierophant appeared behind him, hands over his mask in a silent gasp of amazement as Kakyoin tried very, very hard to keep his expression as level as possible.]

...that's adorable.

[silvercrusader]

Yeah, when I was twelve.

[But he can't possibly be upset with Chariot-- who floats closer, peering at Hierophant's silent gasp. Both stand and user will be able to hear muttered little pamis.]

And then my voice dropped and his didn't, so. No more pami.

[lapidarius]

That's so mean, just because he's not intimidating enough. [he is so mockingly offended on chariot's behalf right now] Poor Chariot, I'm sure he's just doing his best.

[silvercrusader]

Yeah, well, his best is best when silent.

[Pamiiii, Chariot agrees, and it's somehow sad and beseeching. His noises are so unappreciated, Kakyoin. Love him.]

Hierophant really doesn't say anything?

[lapidarius]

[Kakyoin shook his head, reaching out for Chariot's hand in half-serious support.]

He never has. There's a mouth under his mask, but I've never heard him make a sound.

[silvercrusader]

Huh. Has Giorno pushed pudding on him?

[With a familiar kind of enthusiasm Chariot takes his hand-- because of course he's not particularly hurt, because Polnareff isn't, and he's mostly just happy to be here. PAMI, he says brightly, and scoots up close.]

[lapidarius]

Not really. I mean--I don't think the mask can actually come off. It was broken once, but that's about it.

[silvercrusader]

Was it-- I mean, did it hurt, or was it like breaking a nail?

[lapidarius]

It hurt like getting punched in the mouth, which was basically what happened. I didn't really stop to consider if that was because of the mask breaking or because of just getting hit.

[silvercrusader]

Well, if it ever happens again, have some pudding handy. Maybe he's just waiting to speak when he's prompted.

[lapidarius]

I'm not going to plan for his mask getting broken open.

[silvercrusader]

Well, nobody does. I'm just saying: if it happens. Pudding. His mouth that isn't a beak. Get on it.

[What kind of noise would Hierophant even make? Probably something bitchy, he thinks fondly.]

Oye, what's your favorite food?

[lapidarius]

...Cherries. Why?

[silvercrusader]

Making sure. And taking a survey. I mean-- there's shit I know about you, and then there's really basic stuff I've got no idea about. Like, all that arcade shit? I had no idea you were that into it.