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[lapidarius]

"This is Kakyoin Noriaki. Please leave a message, I'll contact you as soon as I can."

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[lapidarius]

I'LL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, POLNAREFF

[~friendship~]

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[silvercrusader]

but i'm so happy for you!!

really i am
seriously
this is good
you two are good for each other

[And he means that! He really does. If he thinks about it, they really do fit well together, and they both deserve happiness.]

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[silvercrusader]

i did have a question though
kakyoin
you know i've always thought of you as a little brother

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[silvercrusader]

and i know this is probably your first relationship
it's scary!! romance and sex are frightening unknowns

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[silvercrusader]

but kakyoin




kakyoin

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[silvercrusader]

are you two practicing safe sex

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[lapidarius]

[he's just sitting there with his face in his hands while his watch is going off.]

[he is horrified on seven different levels right now]

i am not having this conversation, polnareff

this is not happening and i am not discussing it

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[silvercrusader]

INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW
without mr joestar around im basically your and jotaro's guardian
it'd be irresponsible of me not to ask

[No, he's not. But he is oldest, ergo: guardian.]

do you need me to take you shopping for condoms kakyoin

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[lapidarius]

NO YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE THE FURTHEST THING POSSIBLE FROM THAT

ALSO: SHUT UP

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[silvercrusader]

youre seventeen what do you know about safe sex you need me
what do you know about sex at all actually wait
do i have to talk to you about that

[This is never going to end, Kakyoin.]

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[lapidarius]

I'M EIGHTEEN, YOU MISSED MY BIRTHDAY

[how dare you, polnareff.]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING

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[silvercrusader]

[Yeah, because that's the worst part of all this. BUT! He's definitely going to make up for it, okay!]

did you try alcohol
oh my god did i miss you trying alcohol
YOU'RE GROWING UP SO FAST

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[lapidarius]

i'm going to try throttling you, i promise you won't miss that

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[silvercrusader]

kakyoin ・゜・(ノД`) no

really though
i AM happy for you

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[lapidarius]

You're not going to run around telling everyone, are you?

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[silvercrusader]

not if you dont want me to
is it a secret?

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[lapidarius]

Not in the strictest definition. I just don't want someone running his mouth left and right and making sure the whole city knows.

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[silvercrusader]

well if SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME instead of saying ohhhh i dont have any interest in jotaro why would you ask that ohhhh maybe you wouldn't have had to worry about this
maybe you could have said then oh by the way polnareff keep this to yourself because my love with jotaro is new and fragile and i am shy

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[lapidarius]

I wasn't going to tell you that as soon as you got here!

AND I'M NOT SHY I'LL BREAK YOUR NOSE FOR REAL THIS TIME

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[silvercrusader]

no you won't

[He might, actually.]

anyway IM HAPPY FOR YOU
but tell me IMMEDIATELY next time you and jotaro get together
also we're having an alcohol night i can at least introduce you to different kinds

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[lapidarius]

Fine, if the alternative is you incessantly pestering me about it.

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[silvercrusader]

YEAHHHH
ill text you when its on
i have to collect my material first

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[lapidarius]

[this is his life these are his choices]

Try not to do anything extravagant.

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[silvercrusader]

any requests?

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[lapidarius]

'Don't be stupid', but I know that's a request you won't listen to.